bath of lav

what you promise your crush to do next time you meet:
fill a lavender bath, soak them in water and clean them with a special sponge until they are clean. no matter how long it takes, no matter how difficult the process.
they will come out clean
🖤🛀

"girl, you coming out tonight? we are causing a scene in a club downtown!"
"you go girls, i am having the bath of lav with my special someone"

by Krkič April 6, 2019

Elvis Bath

When you don't have time to shower so you spray yourself with perfume or cologne. Elvis was famous for doing this.

I was on an airplane all night and had to get to my job interview immediately after landing so I had to give myself an Elvis bath in the airport bathroom.

by RedHotMamaTowns May 1, 2014

Persian bath

When a group of Persian women/men lick you clean like cats.

After a long hard day I like to treat myself to a Persian bath.

by General Dismay July 23, 2015

toaster bath

A common way to commit suicide; Simply put a toaster in your bathtub

Kid: go kommit toaster bath
Me: ok *cries*
Unrelated gif;;

by GrandSider November 5, 2020

Lip Bath

When she sucks your dick to clean it free of sexual juices and remnants after having sex.

I got my $5 worth with that filthy prostitute last night. I filled her full for not and she gave me a lip bath before I was on my way.

You mom gives the best lip baths braaaaahhhh. She’s very thorough.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Village Bath

When a group of family members take a bath together to avoid wasting water.

Both brothers and sisters bathe together and share a bathroom with eachother.

It's a group of poor kids in dirty bathwater taking a bath together in a room the size of a closet.

Mama Sherly screamed get in the bath kids, it's time for your monthly village bath.

by bjshhssh August 1, 2010

Whore's Bath

when you wash the necessary areas as a lady that are needed, such as your pits privates and face...commonly called pirates bath as well.

By the time we were done i was so tired i could only take a whore's bath before passing out.

by Platabbarbie September 20, 2009