Public Commenter

A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.

It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.

Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"

by pony1234 July 20, 2016

Public Part

My penis.

"Have you seen David's public part? It's massive!"

by ScottWozniak February 25, 2022

Public breakfast

When a male on the toilet is shitting, he runs outside with shit sticking half-way out his ass, and screams, "LOOK AT MY BREAKFAST!"

Yesterday, I did a public breakfast, and it fell out.

by Thethekvr May 14, 2014

Public Blast

To call someone out in a public setting in order to embarrass them

Mandy: "I always leave work after you, David!"

David: "No, you are always gone like 10 min before you are supposed to leave."

Mandy: "Uh, no I don't. I know the truth."

Mike: (to co-workers) "Who thinks Mandy leaves early?"

Co-Workers: "She totally leaves early everyday"

Jessica: "Damn, Mandy, you just got put on public blast!"

by Clean21 May 1, 2008

Public scream

The most annoying people you will ever meet they scream loud and long for little or absolutely no reason in public in fact when I was swimming once I went in the deep end and when I came back up a little 8 year old girl screamed for thirty seconds straight thinking I was drowning I literally wanna stab everyone of them

Dad: I'm home
Daughter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- ohh I thought you were a robber sorry
Dad: bitch I'll give you a reason to scream you public screamer-
Daughter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Xbix222 August 17, 2011

Public School

Pain

Public school is Pain and suffering

by CoolKid99999999999999999999999 November 30, 2021

public 53

A great band from New York. Listening to their music will be a refreshing experience.

I went to see Public 53 last night; was fun.

by BMGM November 21, 2021