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Idaho

A place located in the west, this state has pretty much nothing to offer. If you want fun stuff to do, move to Cascade or boundary county, or just move to Ada county. Literally this place is the only state in the US where crimes basically do not exist, other than graffiti. Shaped like a gun and full of guns, if you tried to cause someone else's death, you should think twice. Also, the kids there are the most retarded ones you'll find anywhere on planet Earth. The scenery is beautiful. Go to Bitch lake and enjoy the waters. Camp on Sugarloaf island located at lake Cascade. This place is conservative as fuck. That is pretty much it.
"Hey, I am moving to Idaho, mom!"
"Is that in Europe?"
"No, it is touching 6 US states and a Canadian province!"
"Which Canadian province?"
"British Colombia."
"Ok cool."
"Yea."
"Wait, does anyone there play Roblox?"
"Only kids who are gods."
"Ok nice. Let's move there."
"Wait, why did you ask about Roblox?"
"Bc I-DA-HO!"
by Boys of the west May 14, 2022
mugGet the Idahomug.

idaho potato barrel

forcing a person down and shoving as many potatoes in their body as possible
I need to get another idaho potato barrel my last one blew up
by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023
mugGet the idaho potato barrelmug.

salmon idaho

Salmon Idaho, A beautiful little town in the middle of b.f.e. idaho with grocery store that charges considerably more than they need to, you can shop anywhere you want as long as it's in the window of Monday- Friday 10 am- 7pm if you are lucky. They have a barbershop with a totally hot barber she is super nice also. Salmon also has plenty of drugs if you are interested it's not hard to find whatever you are looking for.... sometimes easier than buying groceries.
I will drive hours from anywhere in idaho to get to salmon Idaho, and turn around and drive hours back to civilization.
by Rasy31 June 3, 2024
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Shelley Idaho

If you like hillbilly Mormons, this is your town!
Filled to the brim with judgement and the smell of cow crap with hints of teen pregnancy and home grown weed. Where you can find a potato as the high school mascot and the secretaries at the school are all sleeping with the coaches. The local average age is 72.

Visitors welcome just make sure you’re willing to change everything about yourself to fit in. If you ain’t Mormon- you will be or else.
Shelley Idaho is the last place you should visit ever!
by Disgruntled & Trapped November 21, 2024
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Idaho Yudaho

Idawhores: Whores from Idaho and whores who happen to go by the name of Ida. The word comes from the word Idaho. When you admit that you's a hoe who knows a lot of hoes, you take the conversation to Idaho. It's ghetto slang for a place that ultimately translates to "I'm the whore". The word Yudaho translates into "You're the whore". I know both Hedaho and Shedaho. He's the whore and she's the whore, if you need any background information on them.
"Nice to meet you. I'm the Oklahomasexual. I know Idaho Yudaho better than anyone else does. I know Heedaho. I know Sheedaho. I know all of them Idawhores and I know what they do! One of them works at a place, Iowa Lot!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 12, 2023
mugGet the Idaho Yudahomug.

Idaho Shuffle

When a mad dog poops in you through and proceeds to try to f**k it
I am going to Idaho shuffle you
by The shmiz December 21, 2019
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idaho haircut

An old school term for a vasectomy

Cant believe its not in here
Im done with babys Im goin to Doc for the Idaho haircut
by Rachpr65 December 12, 2018
mugGet the idaho haircutmug.

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