Altoid Hummer

Getting a blowjob from a girl who just chewed an altoid mint.

Oh man, I got an altoid hummer last week from that chick over there, my dick still feels numb.

by Watch me rip this shit. March 1, 2011

hummer

When a girl goes down on a guy and makes his willy want to cry while mumming.

Angel gives GREAT hummer, not your mom.

by Duckiee June 27, 2006

Hummer

When a girl tosses off a man while at the same time sucking his balls and humming causing vibrations giving mass pleasure.

"Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a hummer."

by Doc December 12, 2002

HUMMER

Huge Unnecessary Machine Misusing Everyone’s Resources

What a Huge Unnecessary Machine Misusing Everyone’s Resources (HUMMER)!

by dianneyunkeraz October 10, 2008

Stretch Hummer

When a girl is bent over and the other person licks from the clitoris all the way to the asshole.

Man, I guess she went running earlier because I gave her a stretch hummer and it tasted salty

by Nathaniel Longbritches April 26, 2010

car hummer

A blow job that occurs in a car.

We were driving on 101 when my girlfriend leans over and gives me a car hummer

by Bungalow Bill February 16, 2002

Hummer

What a man buys when he wishes to announce to the world that he has a small penis.

Also, it's the ugliest vehicle ever manufactured outside of Soviet Russia.

You drive a Hummer? Don't you think you're compensating for something?

by George McBob September 30, 2009