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houston half pipe

In a three-way with two chicks a dude uses his tongue to fill the second hole while lying on his back. The two females must be facing each other and enjoying themselves.
I was totally going to town with these two chicks last night. I had them in the Houston Half Pipe position.
by H-town Go-town January 16, 2014
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Houston Deposit

The charitable donation of some brown steaming goodness to the city of Houston's drinking water.

A popular term among the FC Dallas supporters group, the Dallas Beer Guardians, at the expense of the halfwits who had to steal the San Jose Earthquakes just to find 11 morons with no better option than to play in the humid smoggy carbuncle. The phrase stems from the fact that the majority of Houston's water supply comes in the form of reused wastewater from the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex. Residents of Inbredia have, as Texas State University professor Andy Sansom says, “been drinking Dallas’ crap for decades.”
"I'll be back in five, I need to go make a Houston Deposit."
by Blue Army December 4, 2014
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houston battle industries

Houston Battle Industries.

HBI - formed in 1939 first September.

The special commando HBI are most strongest and the secret commando around the world.
You are the first one who knows about the HBI.

HBI or called the "Houston Battle Industries" are released after stop the second World War. These commando's stoped Hitler and gave the world for a time peace. You will heared about us soon.

We are now cooperate with Rothschild to stop the IS.
Houston Battle Industries - living in the North.

Find us and be one of us.
by HoustonKeenan January 2, 2017
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Houston's Residence

A house located in Hockessin Delaware A A house owned by two of the best parents an albino kid who has swallowed jizz and savagebeast in hockessin Delaware who don't give a fuck what happens in there house. Many people love to play a variety of underage actions and doing dumb shit late at night. A common place where white people do some werid ass shit to each other and say nigger.
Were you there for that orgi at the Houston's Residence
by Dank gay boy 302 June 27, 2017
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houston hammer

when in texas you analy fuck your bitch, then you cum in her eyeballs, causing her puss puss to spread wide open and scream spank me daddy.
damn that houston hammer sesh was unbearable last night.
by Sir. Faggot September 15, 2017
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Houston

A hot guy that is tall with brown hair. Houstons are sure to make you faint when they walk by you.
Wow, did you see that hunk, he must be a Houston.
by superawesomeamericandude June 6, 2018
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Houston Kool Aid

Man, this colds been kicking my ass. Been taking shots of Houston Kool Aid all day today.
by somebodythatyoudontknow October 16, 2018
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