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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

horizontal barracuda

a saying that refers to sex.

You don't make an omelette for someone who stayed over and did not do the horizontal barracuda!

by Poly-anna May 24, 2018

the horizontal poker

Mean , Sex . Good , dirty, hot , wild sex! lol

Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?

No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !

by Wizdee May 10, 2011

Horizontal Sword-Swallow

When a woman is lying on the bed on her back with her head hanging over the side. The man is able to insert his dick up to the base in her mouth and down her throat, similar to a professional sword swallower

Dude, she laid there and I gave her a horizontal sword-swallow

by Buckshot LeFunk August 14, 2025

horizontal

horizontal is the word to describe an abnormally large chuguses that not only is taller horizontally than vertically but also makes you gag when you walk past them. They take up the whole sidewalk you want to feel bad for this horizontal lard but there six big Macs fourteen mcflurrys and shitty attitude make that hard

person one: Ahhhhh! is that an earthquake?!
person two: No, it's just Derek walking to taco bell he's such a fucking horizontal chungus.

by syndrome3453 February 3, 2025

Horizontal fun

Sex

I had horizontal fun with the girl I met at the bar last night

by Sam Dias May 6, 2021

horizontalitis

N. - the inclination to fill up (‘inflame’) any flat, open surface; ‘clutterize’, or, the desire to lay down no matter the circumstances.

Afflicted with horizontalitis, she was headed for an appearance on Hoarders, as she could not keep any area of her home free of clutter.

He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.

by CramApple1999 March 29, 2023