Horizontal Life

N: a synonym for sex life. More commonly used for women who more commonly lay horizontally during sex.

"Did you read Chelsea Handler's book My Horizontal Life? It's a collection of her one night stands"

by jembert January 07, 2010

horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 April 17, 2016

Horizontal Twist

Sex (when experienced with all parties at a less than vertical position).

Also a killer latter day song by Blondie.

Last night Nikki invited me in to do the Horizontal Twist if you know what mean.

by ApricotFields October 08, 2020

Horizontal Shortbus

When both parties are making retarded faces at one another, while simultaneously having sex in the missionary position.

Bae, Horizontal Shortbus and chill?

My boyfriend only ever wants to do the horizontal shortbus with me.

by Desi Dukes July 09, 2017

horizontal conversation

Sex in a car, or just sex where both parties on laying down on a large chair, couch, bed, sidewalk; literally anything you can lay down on.

“Oh my goodness, did I tell you about how Jake asked me to have a horizontal conversation with him?”

“No! Omg! That’s sexy!”

by Valunnten February 22, 2018

horizontal pinky

Cosplay involving steampunk attire and sex on a velvet lined pool table, pool cue optional

Last night got a bit wild, ended up doing the horizontal pinky with a girl from idaho

by Milesotoole February 01, 2015

horizontal sweating

sex as exercise

was too lazy to go to the gym so i engaged in some horizontal sweating instead.

by ParkerD October 16, 2012