Hoovering Sushi

The act of eating sushi so quickly that it resembles a vacuum cleaner

I'm still full from hoovering sushi at dinner

by RealmsOfJova June 22, 2022

poop hoover

The act of a woman engaging in oral sex after having anal sex.

After pounding Sarah's ass, she cleaned off my dick with an amazing poop hoover.

by Al Mellish June 25, 2012

vidas hooveresis

Quasi-Latin way of saying "Life Sucks!". Often used to spruce up a comment that otherwise would have been dull, e.g. "get over it" or "too damn bad". Lends an aura of sophistication to what would otherwise seem like a dark or crabby comment. Often used in combination with "publicum rectumium".

Rob: My airline seat was on such a tight pitch, when the guy in front of me reclined I could not read or even see the screen!

Joe: Vidas Hooveresis!

Rob: You'd think the person in front of me would have some consideration for the guy behind him!

Joe: publicum rectumium!

by Marshall Fazione November 22, 2016

king hoover

1 of the two leaders of the 6GD, IGD, and FN. King hoover came into power after King David was killed 6y o-nuts.

Davole,"You know who Larry hoover is?"
Devin,"who?"
Davole,"Larry Hoover"
Devin,"I OUGHTTA SMOKE YO PUNK ASS FOR DISRESPECTIN KING HOOVER"

by BIG_6 February 15, 2018

Henry Hoover

When a golfer hoovers up putts from all over the greens.

Beef was a Henry Hoover on the greens today

by Maccadoodle September 20, 2020

Flute Hoover

A female or male who love to give blow jobs.

I'm trying to get together with that flute Hoover Rebecca after work.

by Selbonac17 April 26, 2022

dwayne hoover

my wife

My wife, dwayne hoover, is the hottest man alive <3

by give me a shrimp cocktail June 26, 2022