Nerf Hoop

When a basketball player jumps so high they make the rim look non regulation as if it was a toy nerf hoop

Dwight Howard when he blocks shots that look like goaltending cause hes so high over the rim or when Blake Griffin hits his head on the backboard you may hear the broadcaster say nerf hoop

by basketball nerd September 25, 2011

Mini hoop

A smaller than average anal sphincter.

Holeeee, Cory had to take another enema, damn mini hoop is acting up again.

by KC Blythe April 1, 2020

Sore-Hoop

You have been on the beer the previous evening and the next morning (after a number of number two's) you bottom hole gets sore and stingy Rusty Bullet Hole

I tell you what lads, but I aint half got a sore hoop thi morning

by Wayne Cobley June 6, 2003

the bigger the hoop the bigger the hole

The bigger the hoop earrings are on a lady, the bigger her hole, or vaginal entryway is.

Guy 1: There sure are some fine ladies in his club. Look at that one, with the big hoop earrings!

Guy 2: watch out for that one, bruh. You know what they say, the bigger the hoop the bigger the hole.

by Matt&Lucy July 25, 2016

Hoola Hoop

A girl who goes around and has sex with everybody. she goes round and round.

Jack: A have you heard of that girl jill
Joe: Yea shes cool bro.
Jack: Yea but shes a Hoola Hoop, she goes around screwing everyone.

by garland104675 January 10, 2010

squitter hoop

Your Arse hole. ring piece

"I shit so hard i ripped my squitter hoop."

by Grandad October 1, 2007

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010