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At least I'm honest

This is what you say when someone is in disapproval/denial of the truth.
"You think I'm fat??? Wow. You are SO FUCKING RUDE."
"Bitch at least I'm honest."
by Space Wrangler October 17, 2018
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honesty hour

Usually comes about on a Sunday, an "Honesty Hour" is used to describe a period of time when male friends get together and openly admit which female friends they would kidnap, lock in a basement and father children on.
1. Forget the shopping, I'm off to honesty hour
2. God, that honesty hour got out of hand
3. Wade: "Imagine if the Police bugged our house and recorded our honesty hour"
Nic: "We would all be going to jail for rape and murder"
by TGR Online October 1, 2009
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Honest

Used when talking to a friend that doesn't believe you when you call someone a fucking douche.
Pete Hopkins is a very honest guy.
by The Ryan B August 30, 2006
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Brutal Honesty

What guys use to get you to look over the fact that they're being total and complete assholes
Man: Talking to you is so frustrating
Woman: Wow that was a jerk move
Man: It was brutal honesty, babe.

Woman: Oh okay, never mind then! :D
by Oliver Woodstock October 13, 2011
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Lesbi-honest

lez-bee-on-ist
Origin:
2002-2003; Middle English Lesbi-honeste; (Originally introduced to the English language in late 2002, early 2003, by the semi-famous artist, designer, and illustrator Jay Miles Griffin (Known amoung the art community of the Eastern United States as Griffin-Jay) < Latin Lesbi ( us ) Lesbi-honest (< Greek Lesbihonestus equivalent to lesb-honorable ( os ) lesbeh + -honest adj. suffix) + -ly; (defs. 2, 4) alluding to poet Sappho of Lesbos, whose verse deals largely with her emotional relationship with other women in an honest manner of speaking.

adjective
1. of or pertaining to female inhabitants of Lesbos being honorable in principle, intentions, and actions; upright and fair with the same sex when pertaining to females; an honest lesbian.

2. (usually lowercase) of, pertaining to, or characteristic of female homosexuality in showing uprightness and fairness: Lesbi-honest dealings.

noun
3. a female inhabitant of Lesbos who also happens to enjoy a healthy diet of fur burgers and bearded clams.

4. (usually lowercase) a female homosexual who may or may not be in denial about her desire to ravage Jay M. Griffin's awesometasticabulous meat rocket.

Related forms
lesbi-honest-ly, adverb
lesbi-honest-ness, noun
lesbi-honest-icaly, adverb
Famous Quotes:
"...C'mon Randi, lesbi-honest, you and Sarah sneak into each other's rooms at night and leg wrestle, dont you?..." - Jay M. Griffin 2002

"...Lesbi-honest, the only reason you're not comfortable with me sleeping with her is because you're jealous of my awesometasticabulous penis, and wish that you had one too..." - Jay M. Griffin 2003

"...Alright serisously, lesbi-honest with one another here. You clearly want to trade in your flesh purse for a ride on my awesometasticabulous meat mountain of magical muscle love..." - Jay M. Griffin 2003
by ATrueBeliever2 October 19, 2012
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Honest Advertising

Advertising which is overtly transparent about the way in which it works.

In the past the phrase would have implied the relaying of accurate facts, figures and statements about a product as a way of convincing the customer to make a purchase; today the term has come to mean the honesty of the company about the mechanisms which it employs in order to persuade people to buy a particular product.

e.g. Morgan Spurlock's corporate expose, "The Greatest Movie Ever Sold".
Jesus! This new McDonalds ad is saying that the only reason why I eat Big Macs is because my body is physically addicted to the artificial flavour enhancers they use! As much as I think the food sucks, that is honest advertising!
by Benncm June 21, 2011
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honest earns

A pair of dark, dark, dark denim jeans. Not broken in at all. These jeans were broken in the oldfashioned way...honestly earned.
'he bought those honest earns brand new from Penny's'
by HM December 17, 2003
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