holy roman empire 

a fucking confederation that somehow lasted a millennium. it died in 1806 to Napoleonic god. or eine verdammte Konföderation, die irgendwie ein Jahrtausend dauerte. es starb 1806 an den napoleonischen Gott.

Karl Von Habsburg: Man... Austria is part of the holy roman empire... hmmm... reform it.

holy roman empire by DuchyofLuxembourgHRE January 13, 2021

holy temple of gains 

The holy temple of gains is any place where someone would go to acquire massive gains. This includes any gym except planet fitness.

Oh man time for my workout. Gotta go to the holy temple of gains

holy temple of gains by Gymbro_bigman34 April 10, 2021

Holy Ghost Batting 

Jerking it off in a church parking lot

Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.

Holy Ghost Batting by JPL #2 October 23, 2022

holy mackinaw 

Equivilant to 'Holy Shit'. Often used by hockey announcer Joe Bowen.

"Holy Mackinaw! What a save made by Belfour!"

holy mackinaw by matt October 23, 2003

Holy Dick 

An expression of surprise or shock, much like "Holy Shit" but made much classier by the reference of male genitalia

Thing 1: BOO!
Thing 2: HOLY DICK! You scared me, you little hellion!!

Holy Dick by skyybloo July 14, 2010

holy poop on a stick 

You might say this in surprise, as in 'holy shit'

Holy poop on a stick!! The pope just died!

holy poop on a stick by box April 30, 2005

holy wack 

When something exciting happens.
When something disapointing happens.
Alot like holy cow but clearly better.

Holy wack that lamb has a lot of wool!
Holy wack why did you have to go there..
Holy wack why does your grandma have no teath?!

holy wack by Tellie May 18, 2006