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what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest

wipe it off him and say you're sorry
what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest? wipe it off him and say you're sorry
by philsayshi1 November 20, 2013
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happenstance

By happenstance, my mom and my dad were both shopping for each other's gift in the same store.
by Caro D December 15, 2008
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Make shit happen

- Something you can say you're going to do as an excuse to get drunk with a "purpose" which is to "make shit happen".

The idea is that planning out an evening is stupid. The key is to start drinking and let the booze take you on a journey.

"Making shit happen" is purposely vague as to allow your imagination to conjur up images of whatever drunken revelry it can.

- An excuse to attempt an awesome but usually ineffective play in a game or sport

- Change the game

- Create a ridiculous situation one way or another, usually involving alochol and/or bad judgement.
People sitting at home:

P1: "What are doing tonight?

P2: "Nothin much, why?"
P1: "Figured we could get drunk and make shit happen"
P2: "I'm there."

People playing beer pong:

P1: "What the hell dude that was a stupid-ass off-the-wall bounce"

P2: "I don't know about you but I'm tryin to make shit happen here, we're down 8 cups! If I make that shot that's a moral victory right there, not to mention the 2 cups it puts down. Good shot in my book."

Playing basket ball person one pulls up from 28 feet: "NBA THREE!" *air ball*

Treammate "What the fuck was that?"

P1: "Making shit happen dude, what the hell are YOU doing to help the team win?"

Teammate: "God dammit..."
by PBEARodactyl January 25, 2011
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what's happenin

mean's how are you doing; what are you about to do; another word for what's up most people use it that live in ATL is a song by trap squad
Aye shawty what's happenin with you? What's happenin tho Hey What's happenin
by Kimmiepimpin September 25, 2005
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happened

An abbreviation for "that just happened," used to emphasize someone's wrongdoings or to point out a ridiculous event that simply cannot be overlooked.
"Oh my god, that girl just threw up all over that kids shirt."
"Wow..happened."

"Dude, about last night."
"Happened."
by Marcus Shak April 9, 2009
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Hate it when that happens

Yeah, hate it when that happens. Don't you???!!!1
<two people talking about something (possibly computer related)>
Me: "Yeah, hate it when that happens!"
Them: "Just piss off, you dribbling spastic!"
by Josherick #3 January 29, 2005
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let it happen

Usually said after a night of shenanigans or during a severely awkward moment.
by Addison Kimber March 18, 2008
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