Helicopter Pumper

A person that makes fun of another, from a distance. Not to be confused with a flyby pumper, who has a tendency to insult while on the run.

Mark shouts an insult from across the room at Joe, making him a Helicopter Pumper.

by BoBuzz November 23, 2018

Helicopter Landing Pads

A slang term for unusually large nipples.

Kristina flashed her helicopter landing pads at Logan's party. I've never seen such big nipples.

by Steve_Juggernaut January 2, 2010

Vietnamese Helicopter

A form of sex where the man positions himself underneath a ceiling fan, while a woman (or man) is tied to the fan. Someone is to flip the switch to the fan right before the woman (or man) cuts the rope and goes spiraling down onto an erect penis.

Watching Narnia is like being the fan in the Vietnamese Helicopter

by SwagHoodRat March 19, 2011

Purple Helicopter

The purple helicopter:

A sexual maneuver where a woman on top is riding reverse cowgirl; the man proceeds to smack her ass until it turns purple then spins her around like a top while still inserted. Spinning transition performed by male grabbing hips of woman while woman brings her knees near to chest. Can be performed vaginally or anally, extra lube and/or oil based products aid in making quick spinning transition. Bonus points if you make it full 360 degrees.

Jane's ass was sore for a week after John convinced her to perform the purple helicopter.

by CaptNumbNutz August 10, 2010

Helga

An unusual name but a caring, funny, lovely, beautiful girl inside out. Never wants to disappoint people and always positive.

Person 1: Helga how are you honey?
Helga: I'm fine thanks

by helloimbob123 December 14, 2011

Human Helicopter

When a group of males, (3 or more) tie their penises together and begin spinning so fast in order to defy gravity and gain flight.

Guy 1: Hey man, what you sayin'?

Guy 2: Nothin' much. Gunna smoke some bubba kush and do a human helicopter.

Guy 1: Oh shit bro, can I get in on that?

Guy 2: Fuck yeah, dawg!

by Brikabrak August 25, 2011

australian aboriginal pancake helicopter woodchipper

The Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper is when you lie in the middle of the Australian desert with a naked Aboriginal man with a meth addiction on top of you and have him spin his dick around inside your anus like a helicopter as he chants and plays the didgeridoo. Then you are to squat in a sumo stance and scream out "TIMBERRR!" as you fart out all the contents from your shart drain. This is best done at 8am as it minimises dehydration for the woodchipping process.

Oi Dylan mate, just got me some sheila and did a fat pancake on her. She blasted so much at my face I look like Andrew with how many freckles I got!

Mate, we should call it the Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper!

by trickysamurai March 15, 2019