I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...

"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.

I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023

Wanna hear a joke, Murray?

Bound as a warning, as something said that will astonish you, shock you.

Will Smith posts a video, captioned '' Me n' @jadapinkettsmith got all dressed up to choose chaos, right before the INCIDENT.
Comment:
'' Wanna hear a joke, Murray? ''

by Aughh April 2, 2022

Did you hear? There's a slight...RISK OF RAIN

Chad slang for do you guys want to play Risk of rain 2? Except Mat, fuck Mat (also known as Matt).

"Did you hear? There's a slight...RISK OF RAIN, Yeaaaaaa!"

"please no, not again"

by Davidossuprimos September 16, 2022

lose hearing in my left eye

funny way to describe the fact you’re missing something or someone for an extended period of time.

“omg i miss you sm, im starting to lose hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 7, 2024

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025

The Reddit Will Hear About This

A declaration made regularly by Chad Roberts Of Cold Ones, as a form of retaliation and or the promise thereof, usually out of anger or frustration or in a situation when Chad feels that he has been wronged. It is important to note that the majority of the situations in which Chad says this are situations that he agreed to and he just forgot or wasn't paying attention when the rules were being explained both of which are usually attributed to the fact that chad is heavily intoxicated at the time of filming.
It is also important to note that Chad is most likely saying this as a joke and he doesn't genuinely expect the reddit to actually give a shit however, it is a lot funnier to suspend your disbelief and pretend that chad wholeheartedly believes that the reddit will launch a witch-hunt against the offending party

Max: * Breaks some nerdy shit that chad thinks is cool*
Chad: “why would you do that?!”
Max:* just sits and laughs at the camera *
Chad: “the reddit will hear about this!”

by JonTronShow Official December 8, 2025