Hasbeen

Hasbeen: You know, stuff that used to be popular before the middle ages, when our parents were still young and fresh.

Mickeal Jackson is a hasbeen. I cant believe why some people still listen to him. I mean, why dont you Mickeal Jackson fans pass on to Eminem?

by Zee Dogg June 14, 2007

Haawesome

combination of Haas and Awesome. Only used to describe a hardass.

" Dude i heard he boned a chick until she passed out."

" The guy is fuckin Haawesome"

by Marshall March 23, 2005

hasbean

A adult female (like Anne Heche) who has affairs with women and declares herself lesbian when young but decides later that she's really hetero and becomes a totally straight hausfrau, married, PTA, making apple pies, the works, making the 100% dykes rather bitter.

PRONOUNCED so as to rhyme with "lesbian."

Oh she was hot for pussy in college, but like so many now she's just a hasbean.

by Axel von Auersperg December 6, 2005

Haseenah

Antisocial. Only socialises with Coke, Chicken and Chocolate, get between her and those Cs and you will die. She is a Queen and owns a Samir.

Froggie: Look at that Queenie
Froggie 2: Thats a Haseenah 😍

by FroggieCCC September 27, 2018

Hasexual

Hasexual is an orientation under the asexual umbrella.
Hasexual people are asexual, aromantic and they're agender.
So basically... their a tree.
There are only two people known who belong to this branch.
These people usually identify as animals.

Man: Hey! Why can't I date that owl lady
Woman: BECAUSE THEY'RE HASEXUAL!
PLUS HOW DARE YOU USE THE WRONG PRONOUN?!PLUUUUUUS, THEY HAVE A HASEXUAL PARTNER!!!! A BUNNY!!!

by Owlinacup December 25, 2018

hasheem

Lizard . That’s it

Hasheem possesses the beauty and grace of a common garden lizard.

by Sparklylives409 January 11, 2020

Hashem/kowa#3753

Homosexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction, or sexual behavior between members of the same sex or gender. As a sexual orientation, homosexuality is "an enduring pattern of emotional, romantic, and/or sexual attractions" to people of the same sex. That is what Hashem is, though in heavy denial. He will call people slurs, and pretend to be homophobic, when he is truly a homo asshole.

Person 1: "I met this asshole yesterday on Discord!"
Person 2: "Was it Hashem/kowa#3753?"
Person 1: "Hashem?"
Person 2: Was he Homophobic? If so, that's probably a Hashem. Fake straighties everywhere, smh."

by lynnkiana November 8, 2021