lady hardon

the female equivalent of a boner.

Is it weird that this movie is giving me a lady hardon?

by 01.25.10 June 25, 2010

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handoff

When one farts and then proceeds to "hand it off" from the source of the smell to the smellee. The only way to explain such an act is to think of baseball where you "catch" it from behind you and deliver it to the nose of the unsuspecting victim. (This was one of the hazards while growing up a Marine brat!)

1. Joe gave a handoff to Pat.
2. Welcome to the "catch and release program" where we're always giving back!
3. After the Dutch oven, she retaliated with a handoff.

by T. Magyar (curtesy of J. Magyar - thanks for the gags Dad!!!) July 4, 2006

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handosexual

someone who has the sole intention of mating with their own hand. Should not be confused with an asexual organism, which does have the intention of procreating.

Billy is a handosexual, don't you know.

by the_natsci May 31, 2005

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Haddon Township

A small town that consists of a few groups. Most kids either party and get fucked up or play sports and cry when they lose. The town has nothing to do but if you live there you have mad pride in it.

Lets go to Haddon Township and get fucked up!

by James O'N August 17, 2008

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hadoken

1. A move performed by Ryu, Ken, Sakura, Akuma, and Dan in Street Fighter 2-Alpha 2 and many other games that involved Capcom characters.

2. Black Mage's most powerful spell that looks like a Kamehameha, but does not have the same affect. It nukes forests.

"*Sigh* Do I have to do everything myself?"
"Kill...me..."
"Tempting, but I need you for a shield- I mean, a traveling cohort. No matter, time to kick some giant ass...Ha...Do...KEN!"

by Link Aurilius October 16, 2003

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