hard spro

a hard spro refers to a double-shot of espresso (aka a spro) that is both (1) delicious and (2) hits the spot, hard, giving one a perceived boost enabling sustained focus on work, typically work conducted at the coffee shop which served the hard spro.

I'm never going to finish this report without a hard spro.

by sproho January 21, 2011

hard sci fi

Science fiction which can be considered scientifically accurate.

Roman from the show party down who considers himself to be a hard sci fi writer. Roman attempts to get laid but finds himself keeping it real and blowing his chances.

Roman: So, what kind of stuff are you into?

Porn star: I don't know, I like all of it. Especially Dragons.

Roman:Dragons? (sipping drink in disgust) Dragons are fantasy. There's magical talismans' or a magic sword, or wizards, or fucking crazy, not real animals. All these basic things that break the laws of reality; that shits all fantasy. I'm into hard sci fi, fantasy is all bullshit.

Porn star: Um huh. (Leaves the bar)

by FiveStarGA January 9, 2012

Hard row

When you stick the tip of your penis in someone's mouth and jerk off into it

Person 1: "I heard Andrew gave a girl a hard row last night!"
Person 2: "No way!"

by AdamMandler February 9, 2023

hard J

phrase coined by the show "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" which refers to the use of the word Jew in any context that can be taken as a derogatory remark.

1.
"That jew's in for a hell of a lot of work."

"Wow, wow, cool it man."

"What? What are you talking about?"

"Dude, you just dropped a hard J."

"No man, he is of jewish descent and that is a lot of toilet paper. That is going to take a lot of time to clean up. I was thinking bout the context the whole time."

2.
When Mel Gibson is getting Sekelied he can't help but drop hard Js.

by John Hubner April 2, 2007

Hard Sexual

Someone who is attracted to things that are naturally solid or firm.
I.E: Rocks, Snails Shells, Metal, and Most wood types, etc.
Note: Private parts (Penis) and nipples don't count because they are not naturally solid/firm

Ninja (That fortnite guy): I wanna stick that rock up my ass

JackSepticEye: I support Hard Sexuals / Hard Sexual

by That guy who made hard sexuals November 12, 2018

hard yakka

Australian rural slang for hard work.
Dervied from the very tough yakka wood.

Hard Yakka and no tucker left me flat out like a lizard drinkin

by Luke D Lorenz January 21, 2004

hard in the paint

To approach a problem, obstacle, or challenge with supreme confidence of success through a commitment to use all facilities available to one's self to achieve a goal.

The term has etymological roots in the basketball parlance that describes an attempt to score in the crowded and highly contested area directly under and immediately adjacent to the raised hoop on a basketball court, or "painted" area. Shot attempts in this area are traditionally only successful when made with a strong conviction to score, skill, overpowering strength, or a combination thereof (i.d. "going hard").

When we saw Dason had put on his best suit and matching Tag Heuer timepiece, we knew he going hard in the paint to his job interview that afternoon.

by g0dfinger March 30, 2009