kentucky handbasket

the sexual act of cutting a hole in a KFC bucket filled with original recipe, placing your junk in said hole and receiving a hand job using the excess grease as lube.

Dude, on the way back from getting food, my girl totally gave me a kentucky handbasket.

by DLeroyJenkinsS June 28, 2010

dormont handbag

when a man is sitting on a sofa & his shorts ride up so far that his package looks like a purse

Mark, pull your shorts down, we can all see your dormont handbag.

by Linda Flair August 14, 2010

Handmanship

Like craftsmanship, but applies only to skills of the hands. For example, craftsmanship can refer to witchery. Handmanship never could. A clear distinction. Could have a sexual connotation as well. A man or woman who shows exuberance in the bedroom with their hands.

He practices his handmanship in the washroom.

He brought her to great levels of ecstacy with his superior handmanship.

by misspiggy44 March 14, 2010

handbag

what you say to someone who gets all uppity when you make some jibe. Picture little old ladies raising their handbags in front of them and going "oooOOOOOooo"

TM: "...you're like their poster boy."

S: "WHAT? I can't believe you are saying that. In fact in the last two weeks i've taken the initiative to organise peeps I know to get to a private-party-in-a-club called Traffik, and to an upcoming Latin-inspired outdoor dance festival. Most people know which is my favourite venue (and, incidentally, I know which is most other peoples favourite as well because they've told me so, but there's always the odd one out) but that hasn't precluded me from going to loads of other clubs and events in the past just as it won't in the future..."

TM: "oooOOOOOooo! Ok man - don't have a hernia"

by TM June 14, 2004

Handbag

A boyfriend or girlfriend who is clingy or possessive or follows their boyfriend/girlfriend around all the time (including those that constantly text to 'see what you are up to' in other words check up on you)

"Steven follows me around all the time but seriously, I have a handbag and I don't need any more accessories" Said Kylie.
"I can see how this is going to go" replied Sara "He's a total handbag"

by Sofaqueen March 2, 2008

handball courts

a gathering point for wiggers and potheads in miller place near e-mart, despite its notoriety for being a common hang out spot many still continue to drink and smoke herb there, while playing handball.

"meet me at the handball courts, we'll grab a blunt at e-mart and go blaze in my car, then i'll school you at some handball bitch"

by jack carol December 12, 2005

Handball

A sport in which players use their hands to hit a small rubber ball against a wall so that it bounces off in such a way that their opponent cannot return it. There are three versions of handball (four-wall, three-wall and one-wall) that can each be played by either two players(singles), three players(cut-throat) or four players(doubles).
The first recorded game of striking a ball with a hand against a wall was in Scotland in 1427, when it was recorded that King James I ordered a cellar window in his palace courtyard blocked up, as it was interfering with his game. In Ireland, the earliest written record of a similar ball game is contained in the town statutes of Galway of 1527, which forbade the playing of ball games against the walls of the town. The first depiction of an Irish form of handball does not appear till 1785. The sport of handball in Ireland was eventually standardized as Gaelic handball.

Playing Handball burns 900 calories a hour.

by Jphandball December 13, 2014