hamster food

When you shove your hamster in your anus and go about your day normally.

Tim: Hey Johnny you're walking kinda funny is everything alright?
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.

by Errect Phalic Member May 27, 2016

hamster shower

The art form of beating your dick to AFV (America’s Funniest Home Videos) all the while your friends throw hamsters mercilessly at you.

Man I’m so horny I could really go for a hamster shower right about now.

by HUBERT CLITORIS January 28, 2018

Hamster Hole

The Anus. The term come from the sex act of which a man inserts a hamster, or hamster like rodent (such as a gerbil) into the butthole for pleasure.

You don’t get to join the military police until after, you pull your HEAD, out of your HAMSTER HOLE!

by The anal dominator July 29, 2018

Hamster cock

An Extremely small penis which are more prone of appear with people called Harry.

First Guy:OMG bro you have such a hamster cock.

by Peter-File101 September 8, 2019

Hamster Murder

Hamster Murder is a term that describes that you killed your hamster on a very funny way.

"Mmmh... Can hamsters swim? Let's test it!" Oh no, it was an Hamster Murder

by JaifeiCvmProducts March 24, 2022

hamster hands

pale, delicate, and soft hands. untrimmed fingernails which indicate lack sexual activity with another person. Predominately found among late teenage to early adult males. Affinity for video games and disinterest in physical activities such as sports.

I went on a date and his hands looked more delicate than mine, i had to run because he had hamster hands.

by meowmeowwinkleface January 24, 2023

Hamster Wheel Of Pussy

The cardio of choice of pigeon simps. They're on it all day, every day, wasting their time, money and lives for mediocre pussy they usually never get. No wonder they're so skinny.

I was on the hamster wheel of pussy till I let a tranny suck me off and learned we're all a little bi and now I like to fuck women who beg for my dick when it's not dominating some big muscled submissive dudes like Buck Angel.

by Left Wing Fascist May 8, 2023