Ghetto Hag

An old crazy black female that is homeless and who randomly screams in the middle of the streets of the city.

Shut up its 7 in the morning, you ghetto hag.

by urbanwordhunter April 12, 2010

Rag hag

When it’s that time of the month and she’s acting like a crazy bitch.

She’s on her period and not acting cool at all. That Summer is a real rag hag

by ManleyGreaseMissile March 17, 2022

tobacco-hag

A 40's plus female lifetime smoker who coughs all the time, has a raspy voice, and is typically thinning and prematurely wrinkled.

Analogous to a Sea Hag, a tobacco-hag is like a witch.

by million-year-man November 9, 2012

hag night

Slang for an informal get-together of close female friends whereas they staunchly agree to attend without any makeup or styling their hair and they tend to show up in their most comfy sweats.

Sometimes there is that one vanity-driven person who comes waltzing in to hag night who has clearly broken the firm but unspoken rules requiring no primping and it is sadly something that keeps this socially maladroit person from any possible future invitations to hag nights.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023

Hag-stone

An incredibly hard stool, which is almost impossible to pass. So called either because it could only have been caused by witchcraft, or because it is so painful to expel that the sufferer’s face is contorted into a permanent grimace.

I barely slept - I was up all night with aching guts, trying to push out a massive hag-stone. I'll have to go to my GP if the suppositories don't shift it.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018

hag bagged

a new level of being hagged. When you become a shell of a human and are not worthy of the life you currently posess.

Also when you get way too fucked up, and usually black out.

I was tooo hag bagged last night for my own good!

by king slut fuckery January 15, 2008

hag-lag

to miss spending your midnightly hours with your special someone due to technical restructuring, personal disabilities or time zones.
getting their answers two days later just won't do it. just won't.

"she experienced a significant hag-lag in her communication efforts."
"he claimed to go through a hag-lag with his favourite site's new modus operandi."

by Krkič March 28, 2021