eight hours

a full nights sleep.

Joe: Hey man, let's go to the bar tonight!
John: Sorry bro, I've got an early meeting at work tomorrow. I've gotta get my eight hours.

Sarah: You don't look so good today.
Mary: Yeah, I didn't get my eight hours, now I'm really feelin' it.

by John Perich May 28, 2009

Timiqua Hours

To come into work late & leave early claiming a full day of work.

John: "You see Marcia came sneakin' in at 3:30pm & left at 4:45pm?"
Rob: "Yeah...she's got Timiqua Hours."

by JCowski February 19, 2009

Porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn

"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"

by Bhesh October 06, 2015

crackhead hours

maddox bane and gabby gonzalez on instagram live at 1:20 am talking about monster high birthday parties and rainbow loom easter baskets - all while maddox is doing debby ryan impressions and gabby only being able to whisper.

damn i stayed up until 1:20 last night watching maddox and gabby's instagram live; crackhead hours would be an understatement.

by lex.ennedy May 16, 2020

cock hour

6:00pm

free masturbation period nut as much as you want

guy 1: fuck yeah its cock hour!

by sexmaker January 01, 2021

Honest Hour

A sequence of questions you ask a group of your friends. They tend to be sexual and jump starting sexting. Easy way to see your friends naked.

Cindy let's have an Honest Hour! I wanna see Jimmy's dick and that will be easy.

by realpolitk April 06, 2016

Hookah Hour

That hour long hookah session, full of tasty sheesha, perhaps some Cannabis.

That hookah hour was excellent for smoke rings, no draft in that shed anymore.

by chestnutsroastingonanopenfire December 21, 2009