hold time

The time you spend deciding what to do when you are on hold on the phone. Whatever you end up doing, it's most likely not going to be at all productive.

(over MSN)
Billy: wat you doin?
Jimmy: i unno ive been on hold for 15 minutes i gotta take a leak but im scared of leaving the phone
Billy: haha that's hold time for you sucker!

by deathsupport January 29, 2008

hold your horses

Stop what you're doing. Stop right where you are.

Hey! Hold your horses, big boy! Your plan is all fucked up!

by slowest March 29, 2004

Hold-chill

Use to tell someone to hold on and chill out.

Wife: Can you take out the garbage?
Husband: Hold-chill, I'm watching the football game.

by Xavier Fuller January 9, 2008

hold up a fish

Male masturbation.

Well, I guess it's time to hold up a fish. See you in 20!

by blekah December 4, 2013

Hold a bitch

Slang term for being weak or choking.

1. That dude can't hold a bitch to save his life.
2. Man, he can't hold a bitch.

by Raqq May 22, 2020

hold my mule

Southern expression: To refrain from beating some one's ass.
Origin: Has something to do with Jesus and his mule.

Son: Mommy, my teacher called me a dummy.
Mom: Lawd! Somebody hold my mule!

Tom: I heard that you got fired.
Dan: Yeah, I had to hold my mule on them beeotches!

Trina: Girl! They repossessed my car!
Keshia: Hold my mule!!!

by CatSuga October 10, 2006

hold the date

A phrase utilized by persons of low intellect who meant to say “Save the date.” First popularized by an American President that was later imprisoned for various felonies and illegal acts throughout his life and tenure in office.

“Hold the date! My impeachment hearings start very very soon!”

by S.S. February 24, 2019