Hawk Harrelson

A homer of an announcer who would immediately complain on close calls against the White Sox by umpiring crews but says "thank you very much" towards blown calls in favor of the Sox.

Other "Hawk" Quotes
*AND THIS BALLGAME IS OVAH!!!!
*Duck snort
*Duck fart
*GAS

And the classic fan interference call...
*Never seen anything like that in my whole career, as a player coming up from Little League, to D-ball, to C-ball, to A-ball, to Triple-A, to the big leagues, never seen that. Well you still got three guys on the bases, they already called two of them out. … This is absolutely B.S…..Dadgum right this game’s gonna be played under protest. (6/24/07 vs Cubs – after double-play was reversed by the umpires after an interference call. The entire rant he would never mention the fact that Juan Uribe was in the direct path of Mark Derosa)

Hawk Harrelson: I just love when he goes back door
DJ: ...

by Liuetenant Dante Sitwell March 3, 2009

cheeba hawk

Someone who never buys marijuana but always wants to smoke yours.

No you ain't having any of my joint you god damn cheeba hawk!

by buaan June 16, 2007

the hawkins

having a wank while in the process of pissing

omg i walked in on billy doing the hawkins while on the toilet last night!

by jesus-fucking-christ August 14, 2010

poll hawks

A nickname for the sycophantic pseudo-patriots who are taking 45’s directive to become poll watchers seriously.

We must become America’s poll hawks to prevent outright thieving and other unamerican fake voting practices like double and triple-voting illegals that we all know these lefties are busing en masse to the polls!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020

death hawk

An archetypal haircut worn in the death rock scene, which is a modification of the mohawk. It is often very ratty looking, "spooky", teased, and usually complimented by spikes near the ears pointing down like sideburns.

Did you see that guy's Death Hawk at Drop Dead III last year?

by A Tree Walking April 27, 2006

arse like a hawkers bundle

Person with an extremelly large arse.

Here, I've noticed wee Angies puttin oan a bit a weight these days eh!
Aye yer no kiddin, shes got an arse like a hawkers bundle.

by hector mcgubligan December 13, 2005

faux-hawk

a haircut in which the wearer, rather then shave off the sides of his head for a real mo-hawk, merely gels up a portion of hair in the middle. not everyone can wear it and look good. but if you do it tends to look very cool

last night we put some eyeliner on patrick and gave him a faux-hawk. he looked emo, but very adorable.

by McGees Foo August 4, 2006