The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:
1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.
Or
2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.
Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.
Or
2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.
Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
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Ewww you hooked up with a Hamilton and it was dusty.
I'm ugly and suicidal so I must be a dusty Hamilton
Ewww you hooked up with a Hamilton and it was dusty.
I'm ugly and suicidal so I must be a dusty Hamilton
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