guapísimo

The Heesan.

«Todo el mundo sabe que Heesan es el guapísimo.»

by Patricia White June 18, 2004

guap

A guap is the object of the Guap Scale. The scale ranges from one to five, and refers solely to the hotness of females, one being the lowest, five being the highest.
1. A one guap is very...raunch. You would never even think about hitting a one guap.
2. A two guap is OK at best. Theres a 10% chance you would hit with that person, and only if your drunk, and you would NEVER tell anyone.
3. A three guap is dece, and you would definitely hit but only tell one or two people.
4. A four guap is hott, and you would definitely hit in a hot second, and you would tell anyone that asked you.
5. A five guap is the cream of the crop. She super hott and you would hit without a question, and boast about it to all your friends.

Dude that chick is a guap!

Yea she is definately a fuckin' five guap dude.

by Joe Linga June 2, 2008

guapamelon

A tasty fruit that grows in the forests of Guatemala, when eaten gives the guatemalan an urge to mow lawns for white wealthy americans in the state of connecticut

Jorge, one day you will be old enough to eat your first guapamelon and you will go mow lawns for the Cullinghams in Danbury.

by blackknight76 May 13, 2005

Gaping Beef Curtains

A vagina, resembling a curtain in front of a doorway made out of beef.

That woman was so loose, her gaping beef curtains were flapping in the breeze

by lickolotopus March 25, 2009

Guapomaine

Some highschool rapper who deadass used to be some filthy freshie but managed to be interviewed on the shitty school news over some ass Soundcloud account. His rap music has 80 million high hats per second and is the definition of straight ass despite being gay. He's basically some nigtard who thinks he can make music.

Guy 1: yo, have you heard Guapomaine's new album? Guy 2: yeah, that shit was so ass I felt like watching Mama Mia afterwards while edging myself

by big weewee haver August 22, 2019

Guarino

this is when you get more pussy then god

i got so much ass this weekend i feel like guarino

by andy guarino March 9, 2005

grapist

one who eats your grapes while you're sleeping

Cassie: You were sleeping...

Chris: Yeah? . . .

(Chris notices the grapes have been eaten)

Chris: Hey! What happened to my grapes?

Cassie: Anwar ate them.

Chris: Yeah, well, he's a bloody grapist!

by darkwingppk June 17, 2010