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globber

This is the noise made by a live, swamp-
dwelling mattress that is deeply moved by a story of personal tragedy. The word can also, according to The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever, mean the noise made by the Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop on discovering that he has forgotten his wife's birthday for the second year running. Since there was only ever one Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop, and he never married, the word is only ever used in a negative or speculative sense
"I globber for you."
by your name here April 23, 2005
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globber

Short for Globbermonster. A very large mishaped person.
Bret is a globber because he is 7 ft. tall and weighs 400 lbs, and lies alot.
by el poopino October 14, 2003
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taco grubber

1.a slang term for one who partakes in the act of eating large amounts of tacos.

2. One who is obssessed with mexican food.
Oh man, look at that taco grubber! He would cut off his dong for a burrito and some hot sauce! Dude is seriously eating like 5 beef tacos.
by Stephene June 11, 2006
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gobber

an exclamation and excitment displayed in voice when somthing is broken, dopped, messed up, etc...,...or it can jus mean boobs
by Jonathan Clark January 25, 2005
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Globbersnob

To purposely keep one's semen in your mouth for too long a time in a failed attempt to act hot. This includes prolonged gargling, swashing it about in the caverns of your pallet with your tounge, or slowly pushing it between lips.
Everything was going well until I busted. Then she just became a globbersnob.
by Spoonriver April 14, 2010
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man grabber

tongs used to pick up a piece of firewood
Hey Jeff, will you use the man grabber and stoke that fire.
by Kevin Dessart October 24, 2006
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the stabher grabber

A male individual that goes into cardiac arrest while doing it doggie-style with his woman. He collapses on top of her, like a ton of bricks, and severely fractures at least one of her wrists.
The doctor told Lucy she has to keep the cast on 4 to 6 weeks. I warned her to take it easy with Grandpa John because he could have the stabher grabber, but she didn't listen.
by silkyesteeb August 22, 2011
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