Grundleweed

A tumbling mass of pubic hair that accumulates in a heavily used and rarely cleaned bathroom. The grundleweed may then journey to other areas of the house by catching drafts of air and rolling along the ground.

My girlfriend and I were about to get it on when a massive grundleweed rolled into the room and ruined the moment.

by Demme October 20, 2007

The Massachusetts Meat Grinder

Executed after having skin removed from your dick after a shitty blowjob, then smacking your bloody dick across your partners face.

After Nate Ross gave Kloss bad head, he gave him the Massachusetts Meat Grinder.

by CarlyDanialsBand69 April 7, 2010

Meat Grinder

An extremely controlling woman in a relationship. Will make you lose your manhood. 9/10 times it is a close friend.

Person 1: she is so hot.
Person 2: yea but she never lets me go out.
Person 1: sounds like a meat grinder.

by Aguywhosbeenthere September 7, 2012

grundle stiltskin

The process of putting on stilts and tea bagging a person standing up.

Alyshia was so drunk she got dizzy when she laid down so Bobby had her stand up so he could give her a grundle stiltskin she would never forget.

by Forgefelcher October 26, 2008

hymen grinder

A male who takes considerable pleasure in robbing females of their virginity

"I just put another notch in my V-belt. You can call me the hymen grinder"

by mike shay April 22, 2008

sigma grindset

When you take less than 5 minutes to take a huge poop on the toilet

Guy A: How’d that dude take less than 5 minutes to drop that Hiroshima of a deuce?

Guy B: it’s the Sigma Grindset. You can master anything with it!
Guy C: *comes out of bathroom and winks at guy A*

by Sigma Male Overachiever July 30, 2021

sigma female grindset

Sigma female grindset is very similar to sigma male grindset but it also has distinct differences that touch on feminine aspects of sigma personalities. Sigma females are all about result, outcome, and success and they can care less how they are perceived by the superficial standards of status in a society run by beta females (damsel in distress mindset ) and alpha females (Instagram models). One could argue that sigma females are the true alpha females while so-called "alpha" females are in fact NPCs with a sense of fake self-importance. You can spot sigma females by their appearance (wearing yoga pants and a t-shirt in every situation including weddings, their lingo (e.g. bruh market is super bullish right now, hold on a tad bit).

Sigma female grindset woman on a date to the waitress: Can we have a check? we prefer to split it. Also, could we have two hot boxes for the leftovers?

by LexicalBoomer December 24, 2021