Granted

When you smack some one in the face with a lunch box

Man did you see that fight at lunch that kid got Granted

by you just got granted February 12, 2015

grant b

cute, funny, witty, kind, has nice socks, is a great friend. Grant is loveable.

"Wade thinks Grant is the shit"

by Wade April 5, 2003

Grant

Absolute bot that has no idea what he's doing. However, still an essential part of the boys.

Grant might spaz out a bit, but he's still chill

by hammy281 March 15, 2020

Gaint

A huge boner that causes blood loss to the brain due to the huge fuck off boner

"Oi mate paul had a gaint yesterday" "what the fuck is a gaint?" "A gaint is blood loss in the brain caused from a huge boner"

by Crackheaddinosaur April 18, 2018

Grants, New Mexico

A town 70 miles west of Albuquerque, was once known for as the Uranium Mining Capital of the world and now is known for the teen mom capital of the world. Its a place where by the age of 16-25 you'll have 3 kids from three different guys in which the mother is still shady about who they are, and the babies are all goverment supported. Where the best place to hang out when your in high school and shitfaced, is the riverwalk with the native americans, and you'll casually pass out under a bridge or on a park bench. The Allsups Honch is the drink of choice among high schoolers. Its usually filled with vodka and and a soft drink of some sort and by the time your 20 you'll have at least one DWI. The schools teach you nothing including your times tables, spelling, and basic math such as, divison muplication, and adding. Everyone uses the term 'Eh' after a sentence. Everyone has a Staring problem. There are two main bars and both have many 'swamp donkeys' lurking around. If your even slightly weathly i.e 350,000 annual income, you and your children will act like your shit dosent stink. There is no where to shop except Wal Mart and Bealls and are frequently out of sizes Large and Xtra large. if your caught in a scandal of any sort such as, divorce, cheating, sexual favors, STDS, DWI, battery, Drugs harder weed, or got someone pregnant, everyone will know by the end of the week.

Its a shithole that if your born here and leave, you always get dragged back.

Friend: " Have you been to Grants, New Mexico?
Friend 2: "yeah I was there last week seeing my 10 kids"

Grants Dude: " I was all fuckin hammered Eh"
Dude2: "Your from Grants, New Mexico arent you."

Person 1: Where you going on your Vacation?"
Person 2: "Grants, New Mexico"
Person 2: "WTF??? Why??"

by unknowngtowner March 12, 2011

Grain

Similar to ratchet. There are a few variations of the definition.

Being of bare sustenance/degraded status.
Minimal comfort level.
Food stamps.
Having little to no swag.

Being that dough = money, grain therefore is less than money, as it is less than dough. Taking this concept, grain thus becomes a term describing all that is lame and uncool.

Also derived from low quality cinema showing a picture quality described as "grainy"

"I gotta make some dough so I can get off the grain"

"You a grainy looking fool"

"You failed the test? Damn boy you bout grainy as hell."

by Costrander May 30, 2013

Grant

An amazing, sexy, out of this world and very handsome man!
A man who will rule your heart and soul.. and become
your home!
A fantastic personality, will light up your world!
Takes no crap.. but seems to make exceptions
for the lady in his life!
Amazing lover.. will always knock your socks off!
A very rare treasure!
Tends to have cupcake ways!

Ah im having a great day.. must be a "Grant" day!

by Channelle's Grant February 5, 2010