goatee

What douches use to identify their douchebaggery. The safest way there is to make sure no member of the opposite sex whatsoever even thinks about you twice.

Girl #1 - Hey, look at that guy's goatee!
Girl #2 - Oh my god, he's so unfuckable!
Girl #1 - Yeah, what a douche!

by Senhor Aníbal June 16, 2008

goatee

also known as a prison pussy

As Mark deep throated Miguel, and Miguel withdrew he commented that Mark had a nice goatee aka prison pussy

by Cramerica Industries February 19, 2007

goatse

The single most masturbated over image on the internet.

Beautiful.

That goatse get me so rock that when I fist my prostate I wanna spunk up my nuts through my pee pee hole.

by Steve Cee. May 10, 2006

ghaste

"Gay Taste"

When a "straight" male has a penchant for picking out attractive clothing, trimming his facial hair delicately, an eye for color, and other traits stereotypically found with gay men.

Nate's choice in clothing and his incredible ability to match his new drapes with the paint on his bedroom walls shows he has ghaste.

by digitaldevil April 4, 2008

Goatee

The act of dipping your balls into a girls ass. Then following that up with her performing oral sex on you, thereby slapping your dirty poo covered balls into her chin thus creating the image of the young lady having a goatee.

I gave this chick such a goatee last night that she could have passed for a terrorist.

by MaCoBeEt November 17, 2011

goatee

Typical brand of a douchebag. They assume that girls automatically want to sleep with them because of it, but really it looks more like glued on pubes. See also soul patch and facial pubes.

Girl1:Hey did you see Graham today? He has a goatee.

Girl2: Ew, he's such a douchebag.

by Just In E February 11, 2010

goated

extremely high; references mountain goats

Kacee looks goated. Her eyes are barely open.

We got goated in the car on the way to the movie.

by matthewryan June 21, 2006