Gloria Textefan

The name given to your over obnoxious female friend that only uses her phone for texting. And believes that texting her ex-boyfriend isn't just as bad as calling him.

See also: Emilio Textevez

Tell Gloria Textefan to get off my nuts and put her phone down!

by techjunkee January 22, 2010

glorified cum dumpster

An insult. Created by john dubz

Fuck you you ass raping glorified cum dumpster!

by Team no glove no love July 22, 2014

Glorious Leader

Sarcastic nickname for President George W Bush. In an attempt to compare Bush to Hitler, the usage of "Glorious Leader" mocks the assumed blind support from his "Brown Shirt" followers in the Republican party. Anyone who supports "Glorious Leader" is in fact, a traitor, and given time, "Glorious Leader" will enslave us all.

What? Didn’t you hear from "Glorious Leader" today that all dissent is now punishable as acts terrorism! Let’s round up all who dare oppose our "Glorious Leader" as he struggles to do God’s work here in Amurika!

by Bad Kitty January 23, 2006

Gloria

Big and chunkeh

Person 1: Look out, I think Moto Moto likes you ;)
Gloria: hUh
Person 1: Here he comeesss

*I LIKE THEM BIIGGGG I LIKE THEM CHUNNKKKYY*

by shitting_racoon March 12, 2019

gloriousome

A combination of glorious and awesome, it encompasses the positive qualities of both words should be used to describe things that one of the words by itself wouldn't do justice to.

Hey Kyle, come and check out the filmy hot dogs I just shit out, they are gloriousome!

by Mountybiz February 16, 2004

Gloriaed

When one is involved with a college freshman who breaks things off to return to their ex-boyfriend over Thanksgiving break.

"John: Hey man, how was break?
Tim: Eh, the turkey was good enough, but Sasha gloriaed me.
John: Fuck..."

by Spunky Jones McGee the Seventh December 17, 2008

glorified bitch

"Adorable" people who get their way, are "spoiled", haters just hate them (I wonder why) but they just flip them off and curse uncontrallably, which is apparently considered adorable. These people are so full of themselves that the only person who truly likes them is themself. Avoid these people at all costs.

She calls herself adorable but everybody knows she's just a glorified bitch with her head up her ass.

by dirtysquirtle October 30, 2014