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Right Now Gene

Antonym for procrastinate.

The compulsion to tackle any task immediately, regardless of planning, level of importance, or other people involved in the task.
HIM: When you have a minute.

HER: I have a right now gene. Let's do this!
by C.S. LaRue August 21, 2023
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the Excuse me gene

the gene that causes a person to involuntarily say excuse me in any situation.This gene was discovered in John Mikzsa.
"Excuse me that is my wife."
by jim April 30, 2004
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N15 M3h7A gene

A complex gene found on chromosome 17, known for a strong correlation to extreme homosexuality to the point of bumming livestock for gratification.

A strong connection exists between the N15 M3h7A gene and the 8R4D and 5YR0n genes.
N15 M3h7A gene carrier: All the boyz 2 the G (a gay bar)
Guys: No.
8R4D: lets bum
5YR0n: yum yum yum i luv bum
N15 M3h7A: bum me boyos !
by pingu8===D September 8, 2009
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B-Gene.

The genetic make-up of having the "baller-gene."
In other words, you are very good at sports, are popular, and/or rich.

(I never said how you got rich though.. So, yeah. Be creative people..)

Requirement One:

You MUST be black.

No doubt.

Requirement Two:

You must be more than six feet tall and have been arrested several times beforehand.

Requirement Three:

You must have a passionate love for: booty shaking, niggar-ish music, fried chicken (Or, any chicken that you can get your hands on..), bling (black-speak for, "shiny, dumbfuck jewelery.."), white girls, nasty, nappy hair grease, stupid ass horse-combs, bad teeth (under their "grills.."), Nike "Air Jordans," which is some stupid ass mix between Airforce One's and Michael Jordans slave leather style shoes, pants that don't fit, marijuana and/or crack cocaine, Colt 45/any mawlt likkuh, posing, etc..

Requirement Four:

Must have a passionate hate for: cops, jobs in general, proper grammar, clothes that fit, good music, civilized behavior, manners, morals, ethics, other races and ethnic groups other than their own, their own health; as well as others, etc...
"That dude SO possesses the B-Gene."

"Whaddya mean? He's wearing Docker's and a classy shirt! Baha. And, look! He has a bible and a bottle of water!"
by YoMommaNegr0. December 12, 2009
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GROUPIE GENE

The biological certainty that your wife,heavy-duty girlfriend,significant other-will guiltlessly fuck someone wealthier and/or more famous than you...should the opportunity
present itself.Remember:She thinks she coulda' done better.
WIFE:"Honey...is'nt that Derek Jeter over there at the table in the corner?"

HUSBAND:"Sure is!Go Yankees!"

WIFE:"Gotta go to the ladies room."

HUSBAND OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"While you're in there...tuck your GROUPIE GENE back in.It's showing!"

WIFE OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"I'll go check on her."
by L.MARTIN October 14, 2005
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Dean Gene

A genetic disorder in which a male's penis is exactly one half (1/2) the size of his index finger. Effects nearly 20 % of the American populous. Symptoms of the Dean Gene include but are not limited to:

1. And unusually tiny penis (giving the appearance that one's testicles are enormous in comparison)

2. The appearance or behavior of small woodland creatures, primarily squirrels.

3. False or exaggerated claims of how hard you banged your fat ugly girl friend the previous night
Example 1:

Jim: Hey, i think that kid over there climbing that tree might have the Dean Gene

Bob: dude...thats a squirrel.

Example 2:

Trevor: I had sex with some chick who weighs more than me last night!

Alex: Dude, i think you have the Dean Gene
by chevydbag July 27, 2009
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Clutch gene

An inherent trait used to describe a person who is able to be successful in a pressured filled situation
Brett has the clutch gene. He is magical in the way he finishes games. He really knows how to win.
by Terps7 June 19, 2020
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