pipers at the gates of dawn

Being woken up by having to take a crap.

I woke up to the pipers at the gates of dawn today.

by guzzler December 30, 2005

Bill Gates

A term used to describe a person who gives more than they expect; an unselfish person.

Her distinguishing trait was her munificence: she gives liberally to those less fortunate than herself. People always said she was a real Bill Gates when it came to charity.

by Brian Harvey December 28, 2005

gaisian

A male of Asian decent who enjoys relationships with other males. A gay asian male.

That guy that sold you the tuxedo is definately a gaisian!

by Crazy Nick December 21, 2006

bill gates

A very rich and successful entrepreneur, and one of the founders of Microsoft.
While people like Steve Jobs under Apple have often led the way in terms of innovation, it was Bill Gates that made it affordable, and brought it to the masses.

His software is incredibly successful, and he's freaking rich. But that's okay, because through the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, he has donated so much money to the greater good it's not even funny.

Love him or hate him, we should at least respect him.

Personally, I prefer Apple, but I do respect Bill Gates for being so influential, and especially charitable.

by I am Bob June 21, 2007

Henry Louis Gates

A noted scholar at Harvard on African-American culture that recently got called out hard for trying to stage a racial oppression incident after being asked for ID in his own home by an officer responding to a 911 burglary call. Instead of just showing his ID, being respectful, and moving on as most reasonable people would, he assumed that the officer's default setting was "racist," and proceeded to throw a temper tantrum in public that eventually led to his arrest. He has radical associations with black militants and Marxists and has made many racially inflammatory statements over the years. He also is a personal friend of Barack Obama and held a fundraiser for him.

Cop: "Good afternoon sir, how are you today!"

Henry Louis Gates: "Fuck you racist! Look see! We still need affirmative action! This cop is profiling me!"

by RME1976 July 27, 2009

El Capitano Gatisto

A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.

It looks like El Capitano Gatisto got out of the boot finally... thank god.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

OH MY GATOS NEGROS

THE RANDOM CHAOS . SUPRISING COINCIDENCE. A TERM ALSO USED WHEN A WOMAN PASSES BY
GOOD LUCK OR BAD LUCK
ALSO USED IN PLACE OF O M G

(PARKED AT A RED LIGHT AND A BITCH PASSES BY) "OH MY GATOS NEGROS!!"

by VOLADO November 6, 2010