Muddy Garden Hose

When a man inserts his penis into a girls butt and she shits on his penis, then they both thrust together in a way that pushes the shit into the mans urethra. The man then urinates the shit out of his penis into the girls mouth while shes sucks it.

"I tried giving Ashley a muddy garden hose last night, but now it hurts when I pee and she wont talk to me anymore."

by Imperitus May 21, 2021

Mikayla Garcia

funny, reasonable, and the best friend you could have.

Person 1: “Hey, have you met Mikayla?”
Person 2: “Mikayla Garcia?”
Person 1: “Yeah.”

Person 2: “Yes ofc! She’s my best friend!”

by Fyckyouh🤒 January 31, 2022

Fired the Gardener

A girl or guy who has stopped shaving, waxing, or generally maintaining her pubic areas.

Holy crap! Who fired the gardener?!?!?

by Miss Kitty1992 May 2, 2011

Schwabing Canaring Garber

1.To be aweless, relentless, dauntless, valiant, and audacious.
2.Also means that you're "sick wit itt" and throw mad variations into it.
3.Also, can consist of a group of three people: Schwaber, Canarer, Garber.

Three guys (random names) are schwabing canaring garber's. And if you ain't shitting then get off the pot...

by Dwangerrr July 11, 2011

Pulling a Garch

Interrupting a conversation to make a point that is either wildly misguided, completely off-topic, or factually incorrect because you think that you read or heard it somewhere.

Teacher: Let's take a look at this graph that looks like Mickey Mouse
Matthew: Is that a Fourier transformation? A Fourier transform can draw any image using just rotating circ--
Teacher: No. It's a graph that looks like Mickey Mouse.
Warren: Matthew always be pulling a Garch like that.

by Sanjobanjo November 2, 2020

garbear

a very cute person who is sometimes being mean. a nickname for garrett.

i've never met a garbear like u.

by yum February 22, 2005

black garden

The hair on a black woman's asshole

This girl I was talking to had a huge black garden

by Destiny64 November 12, 2015