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retaliatory gift

The gift you must buy for someone who unexpectedly gives you one first.
I thought I was done with my Christmas shopping, but I had to buy a retaliatory gift after Justin dropped off a present for me
by HED23 January 9, 2008
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closet gift

a shitty gift you get and it gets stuck in your closet for longer than a year
you got me socks?? man, that's a closet gift!!
by drac6000 December 19, 2008
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Jesus Gift

Hell yeah I would smash my Jesus Gift in that!
by Jesus Gift October 6, 2008
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Ninja Gift

Ninja Gift - To give someone a gift who is not expecting the gift. This differs from a normal gift because often the event is past and the person cannot give a gift in return, yet feels the obligation to give a gift.
"Bob Ninja Gifted me for Christmas and now I look like the ass because I didn't give him anything!"
by MysteriousJ December 20, 2008
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Gift of Gab

The power over other people to get material items.
by Jizzo Fortanel January 20, 2004
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Gift for two

damn, those dumb cunt bitches be pounding each other with that gift for two.
by Richard espeego lucifer g. November 10, 2008
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gift wrap

piece of toilet paper stuck to a girls pussy.
i was getting the gift from this chick and there was still some gift wrap on that box!

see gift
by tredizzleworth April 19, 2008
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