Gauge

A complete stupid person. He blocks out anything that he hears and asks stupid questions later on. Also a class clown and tends to talk to his friends.

"Gauge, I got an A+ on the test!"
"What? You got an anus on the bed?"

by TheSpy June 15, 2016

gauge herrera

A sexy man with a large penis.

I love Gauge Herrera's size!

by utxjrycfhmb March 1, 2017

Gangerous

A disgusting and or filthy wound that has been festering or a person acting inappropriately causing an uncomfortable vibe

Geoff cut his leg open and left it to get infected and the sight and smell was gangerous

by Setzós March 15, 2017

Gaubert

A human who prefers Squirrel meat above all else. An active hunter feared by the squirrel community at large. Rejects the notion that squirrels are frolicking, happy creatures meant for joy - not barbecue.

After he moved into the neighborhood, you don’t see squirrels around here no more. That dude is totally a Gaubert.

Look at that squirrel go! He must’ve seen a Gaubert!

by Thallion 1 November 14, 2017

gauge

Gauge is an athletic name given to those who never give up and fight for what they want and those they they love. Gauge will always stand up for his beliefs but will not shame those who don’t believe the same. A role model for all, strong, independent and respected by all who meet him. Loves his family above everything else. Gauge will never turn his back on his true friends but expect some the same in return.

A strong-minded, athletic role model.

If I could be anyone else in the world, I would be Gauge. He is so thoughtful and strong!

by Bright eyes February 5, 2018

Gauge

The most caring, loving, attractive, and perfect guy you’ll meet. Gauge’s tend to fall for people who aren’t good enough for them and they end up heyy heart broken. If a Gauge says he loves you he means it 100% or not at all. They tend to be funny and understanding. You could tell them anything and they would never judge you. They tend to be pretty in shape but are always making less of themselves. Gauge could have any girl he wanted but he doesn’t see that because he doesn’t think he’s as great as everybody says he is. Gauge probably has a large penis it’s just how they are. They’re name isn’t spelt like usual but a Gauge is far from usual. If you find a Gauge never for a second take him for granted because he is the most perfect guy you’ll ever encounter.

Girl1: “omg. That’s guy is sexy as heck and I hear he’s an awesome person!”

Girl 2: “yeah he’s got a pretty big co-...”
Girl1: “must be a Gauge..”

by WowThatsAmazing June 8, 2018

Gagger

A gay man with swagger is a gagger.

Check out that hot piece of beef he’s got gagger.

by Twerkin&JerkinErryDay June 14, 2018