Pvt Fuzzy

A soldier in the U.S. Army with the rank E-1. So named because they wear no rank insignia on their ACU, resulting in just a fuzzy patch where the rank badge goes.

Beware a Pvt Fuzzy with a combat patch and a faded uniform.

by RoundenBrown September 18, 2022

fuzzy chipmunk

Is the act of collecting 6 or more unkempt balls in ones mouth, while scurrying around in the woods.

Tiffany won fuzzy chipmunk when we were camping last week with Steve, Kyle, and Eric.

by Tb0n3r February 19, 2018

fuzzy Osbourne

A hairy snatch/clam/box/etc.

Bro: Dude, why are you keeping that newspaper?

Dude: Bro, look at that chick on the front page. I totally want her fuzzy Osbourne.

by ireallydontcareabootit October 23, 2014

fuzzy lollipop

Wiping ones erect member on a toilet seat, followed by fellatio.

Kaylee loves it when I give her a fuzzy lollipop. She was picking the hairs out of her teeth for the rest of the day.

by N Frott October 02, 2015

Fuzzy Finish

When a man ejaculates in another’s mouth and the semen spills out onto the recepiant’s beard.

The bearded male prostitute earned a bit extra by allowing his “clients” to give him a Fuzzy Finish.

by A.Winston October 02, 2018

fuzzy mud

When a male/female takes a shit on your pubic hairs and then proceeds to having sex with you

Man, last night I got the Fuzzy Mud. It was a kindve gross, but she was totally into it.

by Pedro Baller March 05, 2018

Fuzzy Hannah

A little-known but somewhat disgusting carnival game somewhat like soggy biscuit wherein the participants partake of a semen cocktail.

Mark was so blitzed on cheap alcohol he didn't realize he was taking partaking of a Fuzzy Hannah.

by piston_broke June 19, 2013