Fuzzy Lu

A Fine Fantastical creature rooted in the hearts of all who know this rainbow sprinkle explosion. Sometimes elusive as this fuzzy friend fills her head with the worries of her friends and machinations of glittery artful things. Usually Fluffy to feel, you can tell a Fuzzy Lu is happy by the pet toy- like squeak and Cheshire Cat grin she sports. But if you catch one holding her shaking head in hands approach with caution and preferably a smoking spliff to soothe her anxious ways. Never a chore to be in a Fuzzy's presence. Feed Sparklies and Sequins for best results.

A Fuzzy Lu can also represent an extraordinary unexplained event witnessed by 2 or more people that leaves those feeling extremely silly and disconnected to the world around them.

For ingestion:
Fun and Fizzy, Fuzzy Lu's are my favourite flavoured people, however you must swallow with liquid to prevent fluffy hairballs getting caught in throat.
For a pet:
Beware the quick addiction formed from feeling/stroking the Fluffy ribbons of felt that cover this fluff ball. Accordingly this inevitable action will keep this loyal creature on your lap for large loops of time but do not discourage when a Fuzzy needs to leave to fill her rainbow pots.
For a friend:
Finer a specimen could not be found neither in this realm nor all the rest..Find her and keep her well.

by LunaSeaHound July 1, 2016

fuzzy lollipop

Wiping ones erect member on a toilet seat, followed by fellatio.

Kaylee loves it when I give her a fuzzy lollipop. She was picking the hairs out of her teeth for the rest of the day.

by N Frott November 18, 2015

Fuzzy Dennis

When an asshole boss has to be nice because employees keep quitting on them!

My old boss is now a Fuzzy Dennis because after I left he went through 8 apprentices in 10 months.

by CincinnatusDK February 22, 2023

fuzzy doorknob

The act of supergluing pubic hair to a door handle, covering it entirely.

The boys in 402 are gonna have a fun time getting back in their room; Michael gave them a fuzzy doorknob.

by TI-84 Graphing Calculator September 24, 2017

fuzzy oreo

A fuzzy Oreo is eating a creampie out of unshaven black girl.

Koolaidra let me taste her damn good fuzzy Oreo last night.

by RagingLuigi July 27, 2019

Pvt Fuzzy

A soldier in the U.S. Army with the rank E-1. So named because they wear no rank insignia on their ACU, resulting in just a fuzzy patch where the rank badge goes.

Beware a Pvt Fuzzy with a combat patch and a faded uniform.

by RoundenBrown September 17, 2022

fuzzy chipmunk

Is the act of collecting 6 or more unkempt balls in ones mouth, while scurrying around in the woods.

Tiffany won fuzzy chipmunk when we were camping last week with Steve, Kyle, and Eric.

by Tb0n3r February 19, 2018