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fuzzy lollipop

Wiping ones erect member on a toilet seat, followed by fellatio.
Kaylee loves it when I give her a fuzzy lollipop. She was picking the hairs out of her teeth for the rest of the day.
by N Frott November 18, 2015
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Pvt Fuzzy

A soldier in the U.S. Army with the rank E-1. So named because they wear no rank insignia on their ACU, resulting in just a fuzzy patch where the rank badge goes.
Beware a Pvt Fuzzy with a combat patch and a faded uniform.
by RoundenBrown September 17, 2022
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Fuzzy Finish

When a man ejaculates in another’s mouth and the semen spills out onto the recepiant’s beard.
The bearded male prostitute earned a bit extra by allowing his “clients” to give him a Fuzzy Finish.
by A.Winston October 1, 2018
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cum fuzzy

When a women becomes so enamored with a new man in her life that she becomes increasingly dumber to the point she can no longer function in everyday society as she lives her life only for the benefit of said man and his dick.
Ever since Deb started dating that new guy she's become so cum fuzzy I can't stand hanging out with her.
by RBAK January 27, 2017
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fuzzy kickstand

In Second Life, when a neko or kitsune type avatar falls asleep standing up, and their tail stops them from falling over. Similar to a bicycle kickstand.
When Caitlynn fell asleep after her set, her fuzzy kickstand kept her from falling on the floor.
by Karisene June 18, 2020
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fuzzy chipmunk

Is the act of collecting 6 or more unkempt balls in ones mouth, while scurrying around in the woods.
Tiffany won fuzzy chipmunk when we were camping last week with Steve, Kyle, and Eric.
by Tb0n3r February 19, 2018
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fuzzy mary

when a man is about to give oral to a hot female but when he goes down he notices she hasnt vaccumed the carpet and thus results in the man getting a furball.
John: Dude how was last night with that girl?

Steve: it was good until she pulled a fuzzy mary on me.

i hate it when my girlfriend sneaks in a fuzzy mary.
by jewface69 September 8, 2009
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