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Funky Cold Medina

Funky Cold Medina is generally anything you take to help you let loose.

Medina was a common surname for black families in Spain. The name came to be associated with being truthful, and "Medina" would be spoken to say "that's the truth". Rapper Flavor Flav would use Cold Medina as an affirmation. The Beastie Boys were on the same record label as Flav at the time. They liked the new '80s cocktail, the Fuzzy Navel, but hated the name, so they nicknamed it the Cold Medina because they liked the sound of it. That caught on and Cold Medina became a popular nickname for the drink. Whereas it was popular to order a stronger version of the Fuzzy Navel and refer to it as a Hairy Navel, those who called the drink a Cold Medina called the stronger version a Funky Cold Medina. The names would often also be used to describe any drink you'd buy someone at a bar, hoping it would reduce their inhibitions. After Flavor Flav suggested Tone Loc use it in a song, fellow rapper Young MC wrote it for him, Loc found himself with a hit, and the name became more widely popular. Since then, it has been attributed to several other cocktails and also a marijuana strain.
I set them up on a double date with us. At first, they were pretty quiet and awkward with one another, but a little funky cold medina and they got along great.
by Mascmo September 25, 2020
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fuglygenic

The opposite of photogenic. When someone has a picture taken of them and it makes someone want to vomit their kidneys out.
Dave: "Oh god, did you see Jane's photo? I nearly retched. She's so damn fuglygenic."
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Dealer: "hey kidz you all want a funky cigarette?"
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Being under the influence of an unthinkable amount of uglyness. Beware this is a disease and it is contagious. There are no cures for fuglytentisis.
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