fumbaloo

When you pleasure yourself but you can't say a bad word so you say fumbaloo

"Dude, did you see him during class... He was fumbalooing with himself"

by DecoyBunny February 8, 2014

fumbrella

The exact opposite of a FUNbrella. It's a boring, depressing piece of ugly fabric stretched tightly over awkward metal thingies.

This girl at the park had a fumbrella, and I almost threw up on it.

by TooKewl4U November 21, 2014

fumbling felicia

A bumblefuck who sucks at any type of intellectual activity and whose only hope is to marry up in life

She spilled chemicals everywhere in lab today. She's such a fumbling felicia.

by buttledger May 14, 2015

Fumblescrote

Fumblescrote. Adjective. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.

"I was there. I'd made it - and then my thumb slipped off and I had 'Fumblescrote' for several seconds. It was agony".

by Glennyboy November 2, 2015

Fumbledick

Someone who fumbledicks is called a fumbledicker. To fumbledick means to take your time or get distracted when enroute somewhere or doing something. If I am leaving the house and my wife is waiting in the car for me , but I keep watching the game or I forget my watch or I forgot to take my medicine. I would be fumbledicking around and my wife would let me know that I was a fumbledicker as soon as I get in the car.

Dom please be fast when you go into the store and do not fumbledick around, because I'm in a hurry.

by DJR22 September 11, 2016

fumblepuss

rabbit cum

omg that fumblepuss tastes GOOD

by LAHY October 23, 2016

fumblecunt

A fumblecunt is someone who don't care about anyone but themselves and is rude turds anyone's feelings and don't care if someone gets hurt, so basically a major asshole

"Omg he's been being such a fumblecunt lately, he's so insensitive"

by PrettyBunny January 25, 2017