Zacateca flaying

A gore video where a man from an enemy cartel’s face is flayed, eyes gouged out, and brutally tortured beyond recognition

(Person 1): Have you seen the Zacateca flaying?
(Person 2): Yea, its worse than funkytown!

by Winux October 14, 2023

Aura Framing

The mental gymnastics you perform to explain away your friend's embarrassing behavior so they don't look like a complete loser in front of others. Also used when you personally screw up but need to rebrand it as intentional.

"Kevin tripped over nothing and told everyone he was 'testing the gravitational pull.' Bro really hit us with the aura framing like we didn't just watch him eat pavement."

by internetarchaeologist March 5, 2026

non-stick frying pan

Homosexual term for a man's penis.

I would like a 10" non-stick frying pan for Christmas.

Used in the homosexual community around the holidays to communicate about sex when not out of the closet and family is around.

by arnold running man January 4, 2011

out of the frying pan and into the fire

Its from an old Latin fable about fish convincing each other that jumping out of the frying pan is the only way to avoid certain doom. In modern times i means rushing out of a bad situation without considering the implications.

Poor old Ben jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire when he quit the job he hated to find himself homeless and unemployable

by Omniomega24 September 20, 2016

Richard the Frying Pan

A Super Awesome Legit dude who skateboards amazingly and will be the best Magic: The Gathering player who ever lived. Also, has no arms, hence the Frying Pan part. Chickens are his best friends, as well as David (see: davidfishicism), Chase, Jeff, Carter, and many others.

"Hello, Richard the Frying Pan! What's up?'

by SpikeFurious May 16, 2019

Beating You With a Frying Pan ASMR

Don't knock it till you try it.

Try "Beating You With a Frying Pan ASMR" NOW

by I LOVE FRYINGPANS February 18, 2024

You look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

A flat faced person with no defining features. Big round flat face. Painful looking smile. Unattractive profile. Great insult for a low quality human.

You are so ugly, you look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

by Shelly Full of Regrets June 7, 2023