Football

An overhyped game where a player throws or catches a ball then runs.

“Football is too overhyped these days man”

by xX_Boss_Xx January 30, 2018

Fantasy Football Friday Forecast

Every Friday, when discussing your fantasy football team on Facebook, you forecast a victory over your upcoming opponent. With this forecast, you tag the individual's name to ensure that they and everyone else know you mean business. Similar to when a weatherman forecasts the weather.

In this week's installment of Fantasy Football Friday Forecast, I will defeat @John Doe in a dominating fashion, remain in 1st place and improve to 6-2.

by JD1983 October 29, 2010

trampoline football

the best game ever to play on a trampoline. all you need is a football a trampoline and 2 friends. one friend throws the football into the trampoline and the two other friends try to cattch it... "Disclamer" this game almost always results in injury for one or more party.

bob: hey you wanna come over for some trampoline football
Joe: yea of course. ill bring the band aids

by hockeyplaya2378 April 21, 2011

Drive Thru Football

The act of ordering food from a fast food restaurant at the drive thru. Then after ordering someone from your car hops out before the pick up window dressed as a football player. Once the worker hands the food out the window, you run in between the car and window and take the food and spike it down and yell touchdown while doing a crazy dance.

Chris: "Dude what did you do today?"
Matt: "We played drive thru football, and I scored 2 touchdowns!"

by mjbt October 10, 2011

City high football

A team where losing is a tradition

City high football sucks

by Sloppytoppy6969 September 3, 2019

Estonian Football

A game where the goal is to kick each other's testicles until one person either gives up and leaves or passes out from

the pain. The winner is the last man standing, who usually wins a bet of sorts.

Hey, wanna play some Estonian Football?

Nah, both my balls died since the last time we played

by weednosethereindeer January 14, 2022

Wok Football

Popularised by football Youtuber hughwizzy, the term 'Wok Football' is used to describe a football team (commonly Arsenal) playing passes around the 18 yard box, with no real gameplan or identity.

This Wok Football is unbelievable, Arsenal are such frauds

by deck0 April 8, 2022