Flectate

The art of using your reflection in a window, or other translucent item, to improve your appearance.

Example: The wind blew your hair into disarray. You used a store-front window to check your reflection and fix your hair.

Sample sentence: Chris flectated the other day in the Macy's window.

by schnarf78 September 29, 2011

fleck of shit

That piece of shit that decides to come out after 45 minutes of sweat, tears, and anal distress that is the size of a pea on steroids

Guy 1- dude I had a fleck of shit last night after chipotle!

Guy 2- Awe that sucks man

by EpicMcMuffin77 May 29, 2015

fece flakes

The after math toilet paper resting on your toilet seat when you wipe your anus.

Yo bro whose fece flakes are on the toilet?

by Stazzi;) January 15, 2018

Golden Feces Effect

A term given to a situation where a male is attracted to a female simply because she is currently the best choice in the room or area. It is key to note that the only reason for the attraction is due to the comparison of the female to the other female population.

-Bro, why is Jon hitting on Marisa? She's not very hot.

-It's just the Golden Feces Effect. All the other girls in the room are hideous.

by god's chosen one June 13, 2010

ur species feces

The mother of all roasts above your ancestors incestors

Bob: Your ancestors incestors
Kyle: Ur species feces

*universe implodes* *time completely resets* *Bob gets transported to the deepest hole in the underworld*

by MajesticalTV May 17, 2018

fece

(n.),(v.)
fece is a remarkable word with great versatility as a noun or verb. Often used in place of "feces", "poop", etc; and occasionally in place of "fart".

(n.)Is that fece on the ground? (v.)"I went fece!"

by the fece-man cometh May 8, 2007

feces

modeling clay, recycled chocolate, the ultimate toy, face paint, etc.

Sara evacuated some feces from her anus and we made a castle out of it

by VerucaKrueger December 27, 2003