Flabbercocked

To be extremely tired of being dicked.

Damn the boss won't get off my ass and I am just so flabbercocked after that gayngbang.

by Lukejo September 20, 2016

Flabber

(Noun) an incredibly obvious lie or overexaggeration

(Verb) to lie or overexaggerate very obviously

We all knew John was spewing flabber when he told us he had dinner with the Pope and Beyoncé.

by Gibbons October 18, 2016

Flabberginkus

A word used to replace another words for emphasis. It can also be used to describe a song with no words.

This is flabberginkus!

The theme for rocky is a flabberginkus song.

by Xera17 February 27, 2017

Flabberblast

The act of blowing on ones tant. Flabberbating is the act of doing it to oneself.

I'm totally gonna flabberblast Helga tonight.

by Buttslug19 April 15, 2017

Flabber

A small muscle that controls the anal sphincter and also has a reciprocal relationship with the oral muscles. A sure sign of a loose flabber is shite spouting from either end.

"Shut your flabber, you ignorant twit."

by TheOriginalPegster June 14, 2017

flabbernicker

someone who is subtly a bitch in your free fantasy league

Friend 1: Yo dude, I have this stupid flabbernicker in my fantasy league and everyone hates him.

Friend 2: So sorry to hear that, I had a flabbernicker in my league last year.

by Not Syrile September 29, 2017

Flabbergasterbation

When you suffer extreme exhaustion due to excessive meat beating.

I got that flabbergasterbation.

by flabberboy October 19, 2017