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Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
mugGet the Ferret Dunnmug.

like herding ferrets

As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.
Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.
by D C King March 19, 2008
mugGet the like herding ferretsmug.

ferret on my pussy

i wouldn’t wanna get caught with a ferret on my pussy tomorrow you know what i mean
by xgmpt January 25, 2021
mugGet the ferret on my pussymug.

Ferret

A ferret is a Cat Noodle.

They fit through tiny spaces while also attacking your toes.
"What a cute Ferret!"

"Ferret, That's a Cat Noodle!"

"Watch out its gonna bite your toes!"
by cheeseburger666723 February 23, 2021
mugGet the Ferretmug.

Japanese Snow Ferret

Verb-When you do blow off a Japanese man’s dick and then he bends you over and anally pleasures you.
I can hardly sit down after I was Japanese snow ferreted last night.
by Snowqueen May 24, 2024
mugGet the Japanese Snow Ferretmug.

Rusty ferret

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently breaking the anus. During the following commotion the relevant penis is inserted as discreetly as possible into the other partys' mouth.
Carol broke up with Sam yesterday.

Why?

Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty
by Rlwilliamas October 11, 2016
mugGet the Rusty ferretmug.

Portuguese Wind Ferret

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.
My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret
by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022
mugGet the Portuguese Wind Ferretmug.

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