ferret

a derogatory term for a trendy mullet.

look at the ferret on that trendy asshole

by cunkcore July 27, 2005

ferret at the heel

This is a well known yorkshirism. The etymology of this word dates back to the 16th century when the then monarchs would descend upon the northern territories in order to further their hunts. It was a well known practise for them to disguise themselves as 'peasants' by donning stolen goods they would take from their subjects and covering their faces with ash from the fire. They would add a ferret at their heel to complete the picture and ensure that none in the villages would suspect their entry. The ferret was meant to symbolise earth and good nature amongst the then pagan beliefs which had percolated through the northern territories. After completing this disguise the regent would take to stalking the lower classes for prey.

If I'd have seen the ferret at the heel, things would have been different.

by Ahistorian July 22, 2011

a purple-headed womb ferret

a still-born

doctor - 'uh-oh, looks like we've got another purple-headed womb ferret here'

woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'

by seamus October 15, 2003

Ferret Rager

all night sf hipster party with:

thiggurretz (american spirithz), thimpler timez
no parentz
photographs by the holy mountain
white pants. leathur pants. no pants.
cutoffs, tank-topthz, beanies, silk-screened teezz!!!
leather jackethz, DEEJAAAYZ sppininn da beetz!

---MOCCATHINZZ!!!!---

cool asians
white ppl
gay people
minimal latinos
1 black person

and the keystone to any rager- a FERRET manngg!

-ey mang what u doin later tonight?
-FERRET RAGER ON ULLOA!!!!

by plurbabyturner February 3, 2010

Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016

purple-headed-womb-ferret

A Human or ape like creatures:

penis, shlong, bazooka, trouser-snake, walls pork sausage, hammer, babys arm . . . . .

1) 'Woah, have you seen the size of his purple-headed-womb-ferret?'
2) 'See you guys later, i'm off to stab the wife with the purple-headed-womb-ferret'

by wiggagigga July 18, 2011

ferret

when someone over uses something the are a ferret

"scotts a ferret, he nibbles that skatepark to much, he needs to ride some trails!!"

by cellardoor4130 May 23, 2005