Fender Lizard

girl model who poses on or with cars, especially Hot Rods

That tattooed fender lizard sure looked hot posing on that '55 Chevy.

by ScottyWotty December 18, 2013

Demontears/ Funky Fender55

Owner of the 404 hub

He has porn and his slots are always full! :angry:

by Not santa November 7, 2003

fender

1) One of the shittiest and over-hyped guitar companies in the world.

2) In addition to #1, they suck.

Jerry: "Craig, I just bought my fagbaby a Fender!"
Craig: "Nice job, dickwad, now he's going to be just as gay as you."
Jerry: "WHAT?! What do you think I should have bought for him?"
Craig: "A Rickenbacker."

by TehMonny May 29, 2007

fender bender

A sexual offender who finds ways around and/or loops within his/hers given rules.

"I wasn't within 250 ft. of the school, I was within 252 ft. of it!"
"Don't be a smartass, that is still way to close, you fender bender."

by LoversLane!@^^ July 22, 2016

fender bender

hard rockin', axe wielding amigo obviously favouring the fender as his weapon of choice.

the fender bender's opening riff proceeded to rock my socks off

by Roo April 6, 2004

Fondled

Another term for being screwed over or given the shaft. In this sense the term is not being used refering to any type of sexual encounter but to a negative experience.

"They gave the job to that slut Susan even though I have more experience. I really got fondled."

by Delmas March 9, 2008

Fondleslab

A cheeky, suggestive, or derogatory term for a touchscreen tablet. (Coined by the British computer industry tabloid "The Register" ca. 2011.)

"Microsoft wants super-sensitive finger strokes. Says fondleslabs must go faster to satisfy." (Simon Sharwood, The Register, 2012-3-13)

by yqbux March 24, 2017