farbelgaster

Noun. A human that is no longer human but sub-human. the farbelgaster is known for being lazy, sleepy, slothful, and a procrastinator. It has many similarities to a troll in actions and habitat. they have social issues and do not do well in large groups of humans but around their same kind can find similarities that tie them together and allow them to communicate in meaningful ways among themselves. Enjoy the company of a Human Female, but most females avoid them like the plague. Farbelgaster females are extremely rare and tend to have extreme emotional and social issues like the males.

Rick you need to come out of your room and cleanbefore you become a farbelgaster.

by shnushnu June 29, 2011

fayboo

slang for facebook.

"Loggin' onto the fayboo real quick."
"Fayboo rules"

by budonkadonk March 5, 2012

Fayeplanting

Synonym for 'faceplanting', often seen as a typo occuring in sentences written by people who are friends with someone called Faye.

I was Fayeplanting a cactus the other day. My friend Faye liked it...

by WindexLevi December 2, 2014

Fabeciphobia

The fear of beans.

Pythagoras suffered from extreme fabeciphobia.

by Zefler June 2, 2014

famber alert

When she puts you in the friend zone.

"Famber alert bro, she just call me fam and not bae."

by firmhand September 14, 2016

Faycerape

The consensual yet forceful act of oral sex. Aka: Face fuck Blow job

Hey, before you go to sleep would you mind if I Faycerape you ?

by Professor gouddick March 8, 2019

Fabbert

Calling a pet Fabbert means that they are cuddly, fat and obnoxious.

"Aw, you ugly piece of Fabbert." "You're as Fabbert as my grandma".

by Yidos June 19, 2019