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factshit

The opposite of bullshit.

When you are sure about your stance and the validity of your argument and your opposition resorts to crass curses, such as calling you or your ideas bullshit, return in kind.
"Johnny that plan is bullshit it'll never work"
"No, fuck you. It's factshit."
by Antagonist November 20, 2007
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hard facts

Reliable, verifiable information
There is currently no way of obtaining hard facts about what he did and did not do.
by The Return of Light Joker November 21, 2011
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alternate facts

The Trump's administration's use of the term alternate facts will aid in their quest to create a post-truth world.
by Rangerpoof January 24, 2017
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Kimchi Farts

The noxious gasses that originate from someones posterior when they consume Korean spicy pickled cabbage. Also known as Kimchi.

A recipe for disaster. Cabbage, spiciness and a wide range of bacteria that have been fermenting for months.
Sakiko's been on the Kimchi again. Just make sure you don't go in the toilet right after her, those kimchi farts will kill you.
by Kimchimakesmybutthurt May 5, 2018
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apple juice farts

Incredibly rank and surprisingly un-applelike farts that occur with a vengeance soon after drinking apple juice.
"Holy crap! Are you trying to kill me?" "I can't help it, they're apple juice farts."
"Well, no more fricken apple juice for you then."
by That_one_girl__ March 11, 2009
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fartsmoke

Catch a whiff of my fartsmoke
by Ron Paul Rules Your face June 3, 2009
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fartspeak

A voluble, involuntary speech impairment that the political animal inflicts upon his hearing audience. When asked for the truth, he invariably responds with bullshit -- i.e., "fartspeak," which is usually not so elevated a form of discourse as to qualify either as "bullshit artistry" or as "spin doctoring."
EXAMPLE:

"This is a guy who does congressional hearings, said Cessy. "I'm surprised he's letting it get under his skin."

"It's because he's lying," said Reuben.

"Oh, come on. Like they { the military brass } don't lie to Congress."

"They { these military asshats } spin to Congress."

"Well, he's spinning this, too, isn't he? 'I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.' That's FARTSPEAK for 'I said it, you jerk, but you weren't supposed to tell.'"

"'Fartspeak'?"

"That's what we called it on the hill { Capitol Hill }, said Cessy.

-- Orson Scott Card, in "Empire", Chapter 10 -- "Fair and Balanced", on page 140.
by Dinkum September 4, 2013
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