Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

by backotruck November 2, 2011

Facticle

A word used to describe someone who constantly explains things, especially things pertaining to science. Most times facticle people over explain simple things, listing out all the facts and everything in between.

Person 1: Wow, look at that beautiful rainbow. I wonder why it looks that way. (obviously just stating not asking for an answer)
Person 2: The rainbow looks that way because the sun's light reflects off the rain drops. In their relationship the raindrops act as prisms separating the spectrum of colors.
Person 1: Whoa man, don't go so facticle on me.

by Brook Sanders May 6, 2013

facision

A failed decision.

Thanks Obama. If Mitt Romney was elected I never would have made this facision.

by scottandjennymakeaword May 23, 2013

facissist

Someone in love with their own Facebook updates.
A narcissist Facebook aficionado.

Bob likes every single facebook post & photograph that he uploads. He is such a facissist.

by Brandnuisance November 25, 2013

facting

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.

You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.

by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015

Faceist

To judge someone’s personality by how they look and dress.

Oh god, that guy with that leather jacket probably escaped from jail, Hey stop being faceist

by Heeyyygirl December 26, 2017

fatisha

An awesomely awkwardly funny person with a great imagination. They don't take crap from anyone and they are always ready to stick up for you

I may my Fatisha and all of a sudden I'm happy because you're here here.

by Anonymous author May 15, 2018