Eddowes Fact

Where an all-round pointless virgin fuck of a JohnEddowes attempts to shove their inane point of view down your throat, whilst being utterly wrong in the process.

EDDOWES FACT 45: but you can't argue with the facts, "God" and Hollywood are Love's two biggest proponenets

EDDOWES FACT 97: <Ten98> all recorded music is worthless

EDDOWES FACT 69: <Ten98> it's simple physics <Ten98> the more attractive something is <Ten98> the stupider it is

by spooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon October 10, 2004

Lavde ka fact checker

It is a term used by right wing for a alt news journalist Mohammed Zubair for his biased fact checking. Lavde means dick and you know what fact checker means. His tweets are hinduphobic and are used as an excuse to justify islamic propaganda.

Person 1: Hey, look lavde ka fact checker got arrested lol
Person 2: yeah he deserved it!

by Formaldehyde July 20, 2022

Valgo Fact

A completely untrue fact, usually based on false assumptions and fake news

I heard another Valgo fact last night, smh this clown man.

by Fudgerino May 12, 2021

lawde ka fact checker

someone who is a biased fact checker

arey is ki amma ko chodo yeh to lawde ka fact checker hai

by Rangeela Rasool June 30, 2021

matter fact

As a matter of fact (in fact, actually)

Matter fact, you should take four B
And think before you fuck wit lil skateboard P (Williams Pharrell, Drop it like it's hot)

by His Imperial Diddyness September 18, 2008

Tek-Fact

When you claim something as a fact but you're actually just spewing bullshit out of your anus and calling it a fact.

Tek-Fact -

Tekniqz - Today at 6:57 PM
its not an attack
its just a fact
o_o

by Telekinetics June 10, 2018

Moe Fact

A "fact" that has little or no credibility and is brought into the later stages of debates or arguments. A Moe Fact is usually in the form of a percentage, but not always. When someone uses a Moe Fact, they will usually use "somewhere" or "someone" as the source of the information.

Person A: "Bears are dangerous."
Person B: "No way. Bears aren't dangerous at all. 85% of bears are herbivores."
Person A: "That's such a Moe Fact."

by Andrew1125 February 23, 2009