Fate is a Mate

A Fate is a Mate is a person who doesn’t moisturize and vegan at the same time.

Look at that dirty Fate is a Mate!

by Sjsiidjdjss August 25, 2018

ill fated blowjob

An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.

“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
“Ill fated blowjob.”

by Ratawang3d Nymph3tt3 November 20, 2017